I'm only reuploading this because the last one someone uploaded was pretty off! VERSE TYPE 1: Em once upon a time B on the Internet there was a guy Cmaj7 Gmaj9 a very deeply flawed man B7 Em they called him Eric Bauman A D G C he was a total asshole B Em and nobody knows why VERSE TYPE 2: A it wasn’t fair D Gmaj7 to those from whom he stole A but did he care? D Gmaj7 no not one bit A Cm and then he had the nads G A7 to sell some ads C B what a piece of shit Em oh, Eric OUTRO: E7 A7 Ebaumsworld is going down Dmaj7 Bm7 we gotta rise up from the underground E7 A7 and tell Eric Bauman a thing or two Dmaj7 Bm7 bout how stealing simply isn’t cool E7 A7 so right now we’re making that our mission Dmaj7 Bm7 and if that bastard doesn’t listen E7 A7 we’ll get sick of being lawful Fmaj7 B7 and brand his ass with “SOMETHING AWFUL” Em B7 Em